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PCPartPicker Puns

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  • 43 months ago

Pretty self-explanatory. List your best puns or one-line jokes below!


Please make sure your puns / one-liners follow these guidelines :

Your puns / one-liners should...

  • Be pretty good / decent at least
  • Not bring up anything that could be seen as controversial (e.g. politics)
  • Not be spammed / posted multiple times
  • Not need staff member intervention
  • Follow official PCPartPicker Guidelines, of course. ;-)
Thanks for following the guidelines! Enjoy!

Comments

  • 43 months ago
  • 16 points

Apple gaming......

  • 43 months ago
  • 2 points

ROASTED

+1

  • 43 months ago
  • 2 points

Lol

  • 43 months ago
  • 15 points

Man I relli like it when I see an actually a good PCPP pun.

  • 42 months ago
  • 20 points

Man I relli Thought A Boy Scout could Phil Ip this thread with puns.

  • 40 months ago
  • 3 points

dang you sure you thought a that one yourself?

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  • 43 months ago
  • 11 points

I would make an SSD joke, but NVMe...

  • 43 months ago
  • 3 points

Cringe

  • 43 months ago
  • 2 points

Uncringe

=-D

  • 43 months ago
  • 3 points

:D

  • 43 months ago
  • 7 points

The stock cooler on the i5-6500 is louder than my wife in bed ;)

  • 42 months ago
  • 8 points

I take it the stock cooler isn't all that loud then

  • 42 months ago
  • 1 point

My heart </3

  • 40 months ago
  • 1 point

OW the pain

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  • 43 months ago
  • 3 points

( ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆)

  • 43 months ago
  • 1 point

:)

  • 43 months ago
  • 1 point

Are you sure that's your wife?

It's not you, right? No, can't be. =-D

  • 43 months ago
  • 1 point

<3

  • 43 months ago
  • 6 points

Why did the capacitor kiss the diode? Because he couldn't resistor.

I'm so original/s

  • 43 months ago
  • 3 points

this will never get old

  • 43 months ago
  • 2 points

~ Insert rimshot here ~

  • 43 months ago
  • 2 points

Roll the glass in the salt.

  • 42 months ago
  • 4 points

When I do something good, instead of getting a Thumbs Up, I prefer "i5s"

When a graphics card goes bad, it becomes a PUGPU

I went with a friend to Best Buy and told the pretty sales lady that I needed a screen for my computer. My friend said "Monitor." I said "Dude, Monitor? I just met her"

The reason we call it a motherboard and not a fatherboard is the motherboard knows where everything goes. The fatherboard would just say "Ask your motherboard."

  • 42 months ago
  • 2 points

I like the third one.

  • 42 months ago
  • 1 point

Nice. =-)

I don't get the monitor one though. I feel like I kinda get it, but not really.

  • 43 months ago
  • 2 points

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch!"

  • 43 months ago
  • 1 point

=-)

  • 43 months ago
  • 1 point

I don't get it?

  • 43 months ago
  • 1 point

like a bar, as in a metal bar or.. ya know

  • 43 months ago
  • 1 point

Oh ok, for some reason I thought Pub

  • 43 months ago
  • 1 point

That's the pun.

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  • 43 months ago
  • 2 points

So, I walked in a bar and sat down. This guy did graphics on cards. He was like Do you want a free graphics card? and I'm like sure I'll take one. I laughed and we talked about PCs. (Not real)

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  • 43 months ago
  • 2 points

I just saw a Samsung Galaxy ad that said, "Don't worry about water."

I won't.

I'm worrying about fire.

Since Samsung has nothing to do with the Note 7s, why not get ahold of a pyrotechnics team, and lifestream the event?

  • 41 months ago
  • 1 point

Okay, that one was pretty funny.

  • 41 months ago
  • 1 point

=-)

  • 43 months ago
  • 2 points

AMD's wraith cooler

  • 43 months ago
  • 2 points
  • 43 months ago
  • 2 points

Lol. xd

  • 43 months ago
  • 2 points

Heavy Sigh

Anyway...

I'd want to make a terrible pun, however my memory is SODIMM

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  • 42 months ago
  • 2 points

You puns / one-liners should...

You mean "your"?

  • 42 months ago
  • 1 point

?

=D

  • 42 months ago
  • 2 points

PCs are like cheesecake.

Yes it is not a pun, but a quote to an episode of Code MENT by PurpleEyes.

  • 42 months ago
  • 2 points

Damn it, I can't think of puns... I've been jipped!-stered.

  • 40 months ago
  • 1 point

you got me

  • 42 months ago
  • 2 points

How to deal with 'smart' teachers

Student : Can I use the bathroom?
Teacher : I don't know, can you?
Class : OHHHHHHHHHHHHH...

* Later... *

Teacher : So. Can anyone give me a summary of chapter 31?
Student : I don't know, can they?
Class : OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
  • 42 months ago
  • 1 point

Lol

  • 42 months ago
  • 1 point

=-)

  • 41 months ago
  • 2 points

"Advanced" Micro Devices.

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  • 41 months ago
  • 1 point

no, just stating how the arent as good as intel... yet, ryzen might fix that however which i would looooooove

  • 40 months ago
  • 2 points

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because he can.

* Pixel sunglasses descend on chicken *
  • 40 months ago
  • 1 point

Why did the Logisys PSU cross the road?

To be a hazard to oncoming traffic.

It has a mind of its own

  • 40 months ago
  • 2 points

Why did the Logisys PSU cross the road?

"Um, officer, it wasn't supposed to do that, it kinda exploded..."

  • 40 months ago
  • 1 point

Sadly, one car was destroyed. "oh is that a small turtle, lets move it off"

Boooom

its job was complete

  • 40 months ago
  • 2 points

Why do software engineers do only okay in math?

Because their grades are only C++

  • 40 months ago
  • 2 points

Why don't software engineers do well in the morning?

They need their morning JavaScript.

  • 40 months ago
  • 2 points

Your CPU is overheating? What kind of FX does that give?

jk i love you amd

  • 39 months ago
  • 2 points

My CPU is faster than Usain Volt.

  • 39 months ago
  • 1 point

Noice

  • 43 months ago
  • 1 point

Yesterday I forgot which RAM form factor laptops use, and which one PCs use.

I'm SO DIMM.

I didn't actually forget. Jeez. =-)

  • 42 months ago
  • 1 point

I wish my eyes could Cry-o-rig.

Y'know, Razers make good shaving instruments.

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  • 42 months ago
  • 1 point

My friend was trying to trade out coolers on his computer. Before he put it another, though, he had to release the Kraken.

w00t

  • 42 months ago
  • 1 point

I had a really funny Diablotek Power supply once. I guess you could say it made some pretty explosive jokes.

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  • 42 months ago
  • 1 point

Logisys power supplies are like a box of chocolates.

Melted chocolates.

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  • 42 months ago
  • 1 point
#RhymeSquad
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  • 42 months ago
  • 1 point

A man told me once he had only 2 GB of RAM and was trying to render a 3D Animation. When he asked why it wasn't going so well, I told him that it happened before, but he couldn't remember, because his memory was a little bit DIMM

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  • 41 months ago
  • 1 point

I'd do more, but right now, my memory is bad ;-)

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  • 42 months ago
  • 1 point

My LED fans weren't turning on.. it was SODIMM...

  • 42 months ago
  • 1 point

My RAM joke! HOW DARE YOU!

Just kidding. =D

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  • 41 months ago
  • 1 point

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  • 40 months ago
  • 1 point

Ummm... No?

  • 42 months ago
  • 1 point

Where do overclocked cpus shop for clothes? T.J. Max.

  • 42 months ago
  • 2 points

What is a CPU's favorite game?

The Lottery

  • 42 months ago
  • 2 points

Nice, that was my only joke.

  • 41 months ago
  • 1 point

When a robot does not understand what is going in it says "does not compute", or similar. In which case, when a computer doesn't understand what's going on does it say "does not robot"?

I like headphones! They're comfy and easy to wear!

What's SSD stand for? Why, Solid Snake Deodorant, of course!

  • 41 months ago
  • 1 point

"Are you bisexual?"

No, I'm binary.

" What's binary?"

01000001 01110011 01101011 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01101101 01101111 01101101 01101101 01100001 (translation: ask your momma)

  • 41 months ago
  • 1 point

Me :

"your momma? What does "01000001 01110011 01101011 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01101101 01101111 01101101 01101101 01100001" translate to?"

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  • 41 months ago
  • 1 point

Cool. =-)

  • 41 months ago
  • 1 point

When I made this guy a $200 AMD Gaming Rig 3 days ago or a bit later...

I told him it would play GTA V(In which it could).

But I also said he would get 5 Instant stars when he played the game...

For being too Cheap! XD

  • 41 months ago
  • 1 point

"Pfft, dramaqueen."

"At least I'm a queen."

It's sassy, I liekz.

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  • 41 months ago
  • 1 point

PCPP- Pen Canned-Apple Apple Pen ( ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆)

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  • 40 months ago
  • 1 point

Will the rise of Ryzen be enough to equal Intel's power?

  • 40 months ago
  • 1 point

You mean the Ryse of Zen?

Probably.

  • 40 months ago
  • 1 point

Yep. But will it be able to stand up to Intel?

  • 40 months ago
  • 1 point
* AMD steps on soapbox *

Yes

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  • 40 months ago
  • 1 point

What did I just watch?..............

  • 39 months ago
  • 1 point

The dankest meme you've ever seen.

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  • 42 months ago
  • 1 point

Sorry, I mean the 2016 MacBook Faux.

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  • 41 months ago
  • 3 points

HDD (Mom) : Son, you need to move around more. You're getting lazy.

SSD (Son) : Mom, I can't.

HDD : [Information transfers] [1.2 seconds]

HDD : Oh, right.

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  • 39 months ago
  • 1 point

And if you go to Starbucks, it's overpriced as F**k

  • 39 months ago
  • 1 point

Ayyy

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  • 40 months ago
  • 1 point

EVGA : Boi. -.-

i7-6700k : Do not trifle with the meme lord.

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  • 40 months ago
  • 1 point

i7-6700k : At least I wasn't a disappointment when I launched.

P.S. I am an older and therefore wiser meme lord.

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  • 40 months ago
  • 1 point

i7-7700k : At least I'm not an over-hyped i3-7350k.

Kaby Lake buddies :

Ayyy Roasted more than an AMD chip with a stock cooler!

i7-6700k :

I think you need some peanut butter with that jelly

i3-7350k : Shut up.

[Zen crew enters]

AMD Zen crew :

Looks like you just got roasted harder than a console gamer.

i3-7350k : Go back to CES.

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  • 42 months ago
  • 1 point

Hey, at least it has more than 2GB of RAM.

Looks at unusable 2009 White MacBooks in school that should have been sold long ago

Looks at school's 2015 iMacs with 8GB of RAM

Sigh.......................

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  • 42 months ago
  • 1 point

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  • 42 months ago
  • 1 point

Tne

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  • 43 months ago
  • 1 point

Again?

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  • 43 months ago
  • 1 point

Someone else did this kind of post before? Or the SSD joke?

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  • 43 months ago
  • 1 point

How bad was it?

Oh god...

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  • 42 months ago
  • 1 point

No no... AMD SOCs only in the Note 7.5. No Snapdragon SOCs here. =-D

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  • 41 months ago
  • 1 point

Some say he was the first GPU to ever be created with such a price tag.

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  • 42 months ago
  • 1 point

I put thermal paste on my bagels...

*Reads ingredients on thermal paste*
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  • 42 months ago
  • 4 points

Don't you mean, 'I got X99 problems but my chipset ain't one?

=D

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  • 41 months ago
  • 1 point

=-)

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  • 41 months ago
  • 1 point

AMD PR rep : "May your finger lay upon one."

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